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Date GAME NOTES Home Home Visitor Visitor Favorite Line
7/2/2009 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Dennis Crowley 1983 Los Angeles Raiders Vic Artibey 2 1983 Dallas Cowboys none 0.5
6/22/2009 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Vic Artibey 2 1967 Oakland Raiders Wayne Unruh 1967 Oakland Raiders none 0.5
6/22/2009 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Vic Artibey 2 1967 Dallas Cowboys Wayne Unruh 1967 Dallas Cowboys none 0.5
10/3/2008 KOTH CHALLENGE # 2 Mike Payne 1985 Dallas Cowboys Linus Pierce 1985 San Diego Chargers none 0.5
9/19/2008 KOTH CHALLENGE # 1 Mike Payne 1978 Oakland Raiders Dennis Crowley 1978 Detroit Lions none 0.5
1/8/2008 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Mike Payne 2001 Arizona Cardinals Ed Hummel 2001 Dallas Cowboys none 0.5
10/12/2007 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Mike Payne 1957 Washington Redskins Frank Renbarger 1957 Los Angeles Rams none 0.5
9/16/2007 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Mick Rodriguez 2006 Houston Texans Vic Artibey 2 2006 Miami Dolphins none 0.5
9/15/2007 Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!! Vic Artibey 2 1992 San Diego Chargers Joe Vrydaghs 1992 Washington Redskins none 0.5
9/3/2007 This should be BRUTAL!! Mike Payne 1977 Atlanta Falcons Joe Vrydaghs 1977 Houston Oilers none 0.5

RNK PRV COACH RATE W(b) L(b) T(b) W(a) L(a) T(a) TGs L10 STRK Last Played
2 2 Peter Shibley 0.5 1 0 1 2 0 0 2 (2-0-0) W2 0 9/21/2007
1 1 Michael Zaske 0.5 1 1 5 4 3 0 7 (4-3-0) W1 0 3/5/2008
34 32 Kevin Gertsen 0 0.0 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 (1-1-0) L1 0 0 6/7/2009
43 41 Ed LaJoie 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 (0-1-0) L1 0 9/10/2007
6 6 Dennis Crowley 0 0 0 3 1 1 1 3 (1-1-1) L1 0 9/2/2007
11 22 Mike Payne 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 (0-1-0) L1 0 9/1/2007
19 46 Vic Artibey 2 0 0 0 4 2 2 0 4 (2-2-0) W2 0 6/22/2009
47 45 Wayne Unruh -1 0 0 2 0 2 0 2 (0-2-0) L2 0 6/22/2009

rnk - current rank W(b) - baseline wins T(a) - actual ties L10 - record in last 10
PRV - previous rank L(b) baseline losses STRK - current streak
COACH - the goofball you're playing? T(b) - baseline ties
RATE - points earned W(a) - actual wins
L(a) - actual losses TGs - total games Last Played - date last played

RNK	PRV	COACH	RATE		W(b)	L(b)	T(b)	W(a)	L(a)	T(a)				TGs	L10	STRK			Last Played
2	2	Peter Shibley	0.5		1	0	1	2	0	0				2	(2-0-0)	W2	0		9/21/2007
1	1	Michael Zaske	0.5		1	1	5	4	3	0				7	(4-3-0)	W1	0		3/5/2008
34	32	Kevin Gertsen	0	0.0	0	0	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	2	(1-1-0)	L1	0	0	6/7/2009
43	41	Ed LaJoie	0		0	1	0	0	1	0				1	(0-1-0)	L1	0		9/10/2007
6	6	Dennis Crowley	0		0	0	3	1	1	1				3	(1-1-1)	L1	0		9/2/2007
11	22	Mike Payne	0		0	0	1	0	0	1				1	(0-1-0)	L1	0		9/1/2007
19	46	Vic Artibey 2	0		0	0	4	2	2	0				4	(2-2-0)	W2	0		6/22/2009
47	45	Wayne Unruh	-1		0	0	2	0	2	0				2	(0-2-0)	L2	0		6/22/2009

COMPLETED GOOFBALLS GAMES (BLACK background = MISMATCH)
Wayne Unruh 1967 San Diego Chargers 21
Vic Artibey 2 1967 Houston Oilers 31 --------- --------- 6/22/2009 11:34:54 PM
NOTES: HOYLE GRANGER runs rampant . . . helps make Oilers look good in a 31-21 triumph over the Chargers. Granger ran for 184 yds including a huge 44 yd TD run on 4th and 1. TWO HUGE INTs by John Hadl on flat passes (1 thrown at his own 1 yd line returned for a TD) helped the opposing OILERS build their 10 point lead LATE in the game. The Chargers had stopped Houston on 4th and goal at the 1 trailing by 3 before Hadl served up his Pick 6. Houston QB Pete Beathard completed a modest 50% of his passes for a meager 119 yds but was able to toss 2 scoring passes to no INTs while raking in a 96.6 QB Rating. Of course, Hoyle Granger in the backfield can make any QB better. For the Chargers, John Hadl did pass for 278 yds and Lance Alworth caught 4 balls for 117 yds (and a TD). Good Game Wayne... in my opinion Wayne had the lesser desirable of the 2 teams but hung with the Oilers punch for punch but the 2 INTs (to ZERO TO's by the Oilers) were the difference. Next time Wayne, you're right--we shouldn't wait 2+ years between games!
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Kevin Gertsen 1962 Minnesota Vikings 9
Vic Artibey 2 1962 New York Titans 13 --------- --------- 6/7/2009 1:56:37 AM
NOTES: A battle of the NFL doormat Vikings vs. the AFL lowlife NY Titans resulted in a nip-tuck back and forth (dare i say...defensive struggle???). The key moment happened when the Titans were down 9-6 with 4 mins left in the 4th. NY QB Johnny Green throws a very untimely INT; however, Fran the Man Tarkenton gives it right back the next play. The NY Titans move the ball down the field and score their only TD of the game and take their first lead 13-9 leaving the Vikes 1 min to score a TD of their own. Fran moved his team down the field but the Titans held the Vikings mostly due to 2 key plays by LB Larry Grantham. One zone out of 3 covered on those 2 critical plays otherwise the Vikings would have had 1 play left at the Titans 12 instead of their 40. GG Kevin...
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Vic Artibey 2 1979 New Orleans Saints 24
Kevin Gertsen 1979 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 30 --------- --------- 5/30/2009 1:19:44 AM
NOTES: Very close and challenging game... NOR fumbled the KO in OT and even stopped Neil O'Donohue's FG attempt on 4th down but a penalty breathed new life into the BUCs and they punched it in w/out the Aint's ever touching the ball... close game throughout... GG Kevin!!
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Michael Zaske 1998 Minnesota Vikings 24 1.0
Johnny Miller 1998 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4 --------- --------- 3/5/2008 11:05:48 PM
NOTES: Mike kicked my butt even worse!
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Johnny Miller 1966 Cleveland Browns 33 1.0
Michael Zaske 1966 Pittsburgh Steelers 17 --------- --------- 3/5/2008 11:04:54 PM
NOTES: I kicked mike's butt!
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Michael Zaske 2003 Indianapolis Colts 14
Johnny Miller 2003 New England Patriots 7 --------- --------- 11/12/2007 11:49:44 PM
NOTES: Whenever Jon and I play, it always seems to go to the wire. This one was no exception. The Colts maneuvered to a 14-0 lead after three quarters, but Jon led the Pats to a TD with 11 minutes to go to cut the score to 14-7. Then, with about 4 minutes to go, he led the Patriots the length of the field to the 8 yard line, first-and-goal with under two minutes to go. Four plays later, the Colts had the victory, amazingly stopping Tom Brady from tying the game. A nail-biter, Jon! As always, a true pleasure!
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Michael Zaske 2003 Pittsburgh Steelers 16
Johnny Miller 2003 New Orleans Saints 20 --------- --------- 10/9/2007 9:27:38 PM
NOTES: Late night radom pick up game. A safety against the Saints very late in the game with New Orleans clinging to a 6 point lead actually helped them hold on in this one as after a 65 yard free kick that Randle El called for a fair catch on pinned Pitt all the way back at their 15 with only 3 minutes to go. Having such a longer field to travel than if the Saints had punted from their own 10 made the difference as Mike as usual put together a 13 play 43 yard drive that surely would have gotten him in the endzone had the safety not occurred but a sack of Tommy Maddox on 4th down stopped the Steelers at the NO 33 yard line. Great game Mike!
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Wayne Unruh 1962 Houston Oilers 14
Peter Shibley 1962 Detroit Lions 31 --------- --------- 9/21/2007 11:16:32 PM
NOTES: Game Entered by the Goofiest of Goofs
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Michael Zaske 2006 New Orleans Saints 7
Johnny Miller 2006 Baltimore Ravens 26 --------- --------- 9/13/2007 10:08:40 AM
NOTES: This late night random match pick up game gave us the classic battle of offense vs defense. The Ravens had a huge advantage on defense in this game though with their outstanding unit and with the Saints having the double poor rated D this weighed heavily into the outcome and more then countered the edge the Saints had on offense.Mike did move the ball deep into the Ravens side of the field many times but had 4 straight drives at the end of the game all end deep in the Ravens zone with no points to show for it as time after time the Saints had the misfortune of getting some really hurtful plays against them each time they got close. Dree Brees could not catch a break with the dice all game long either. Good game Mike you really deserved a much better outcome in this one as you called a great game.See you soon for another bud!
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Johnny Miller 2006 Seattle Seahawks 17
Michael Zaske 2006 Miami Dolphins 24 --------- --------- 9/11/2007 12:08:22 AM
NOTES: Pickup game--Mike leads the Fins to a 17-7 third quarter advantage, only to watch in horror as Jon drives twice in the 4th qtr (for a TD and a FG) to tie the game at 17-17. Then, to make it worse for Mr. Z, Jon was driving late for a potential game-winning FG. But then, Miami's Renaldo Hill stepped in front of a Hasselbeck short pass and ran it back 59 yds to paydirt with 1:15 to go! What a total change of emotion both ways! Jon has owned Mike in recent games, so maybe(?) the monkey is finally off of Mike's back. We'll have to see..... Great fun, Jon! As always, a pleasure to play such a great guy!
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Date	GAME NOTES	Home		Home	Visitor		Visitor	Favorite	Line
7/2/2009	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Dennis Crowley	1983	Los Angeles Raiders	Vic Artibey 2	1983	Dallas Cowboys	none	0.5
6/22/2009	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Vic Artibey 2	1967	Oakland Raiders	Wayne Unruh	1967	Oakland Raiders	none	0.5
6/22/2009	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Vic Artibey 2	1967	Dallas Cowboys	Wayne Unruh	1967	Dallas Cowboys	none	0.5
10/3/2008	KOTH CHALLENGE # 2	Mike Payne	1985	Dallas Cowboys	Linus Pierce	1985	San Diego Chargers	none	0.5
9/19/2008	KOTH CHALLENGE # 1	Mike Payne	1978	Oakland Raiders	Dennis Crowley	1978	Detroit Lions	none	0.5
1/8/2008	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Mike Payne	2001	Arizona Cardinals	Ed Hummel	2001	Dallas Cowboys	none	0.5
10/12/2007	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Mike Payne	1957	Washington Redskins	Frank Renbarger	1957	Los Angeles Rams	none	0.5
9/16/2007	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Mick Rodriguez	2006	Houston Texans	Vic Artibey 2	2006	Miami Dolphins	none	0.5
9/15/2007	Describe your game!... START with what LEAGUE or type of game this is!!!	Vic Artibey 2	1992	San Diego Chargers	Joe Vrydaghs	1992	Washington Redskins	none	0.5
9/3/2007	This should be BRUTAL!!	Mike Payne	1977	Atlanta Falcons	Joe Vrydaghs	1977	Houston Oilers	none	0.5

rnk - current rank	W(b) - baseline wins	T(a) - actual ties	L10 - record in last 10
PRV - previous rank	L(b) baseline losses		STRK - current streak
COACH - the goofball you're playing?	T(b) - baseline ties
RATE - points earned	W(a) - actual wins
	L(a) - actual losses	TGs - total games	Last Played - date last played

COMPLETED GOOFBALLS GAMES (BLACK background = MISMATCH)
	Wayne Unruh	1967	San Diego Chargers	21
	Vic Artibey 2	1967	Houston Oilers	31	---------	---------	6/22/2009 11:34:54 PM
NOTES:	HOYLE GRANGER runs rampant . . . helps make Oilers look good in a 31-21 triumph over the Chargers. Granger ran for 184 yds including a huge 44 yd TD run on 4th and 1. TWO HUGE INTs by John Hadl on flat passes (1 thrown at his own 1 yd line returned for a TD) helped the opposing OILERS build their 10 point lead LATE in the game. The Chargers had stopped Houston on 4th and goal at the 1 trailing by 3 before Hadl served up his Pick 6. Houston QB Pete Beathard completed a modest 50% of his passes for a meager 119 yds but was able to toss 2 scoring passes to no INTs while raking in a 96.6 QB Rating. Of course, Hoyle Granger in the backfield can make any QB better. For the Chargers, John Hadl did pass for 278 yds and Lance Alworth caught 4 balls for 117 yds (and a TD). Good Game Wayne... in my opinion Wayne had the lesser desirable of the 2 teams but hung with the Oilers punch for punch but the 2 INTs (to ZERO TO's by the Oilers) were the difference. Next time Wayne, you're right--we shouldn't wait 2+ years between games!
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	Kevin Gertsen	1962	Minnesota Vikings	9
	Vic Artibey 2	1962	New York Titans	13	---------	---------	6/7/2009 1:56:37 AM
NOTES:	A battle of the NFL doormat Vikings vs. the AFL lowlife NY Titans resulted in a nip-tuck back and forth (dare i say...defensive struggle???). The key moment happened when the Titans were down 9-6 with 4 mins left in the 4th. NY QB Johnny Green throws a very untimely INT; however, Fran the Man Tarkenton gives it right back the next play. The NY Titans move the ball down the field and score their only TD of the game and take their first lead 13-9 leaving the Vikes 1 min to score a TD of their own. Fran moved his team down the field but the Titans held the Vikings mostly due to 2 key plays by LB Larry Grantham. One zone out of 3 covered on those 2 critical plays otherwise the Vikings would have had 1 play left at the Titans 12 instead of their 40. GG Kevin...
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	Vic Artibey 2	1979	New Orleans Saints	24
	Kevin Gertsen	1979	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	30	---------	---------	5/30/2009 1:19:44 AM
NOTES:	Very close and challenging game... NOR fumbled the KO in OT and even stopped Neil O'Donohue's FG attempt on 4th down but a penalty breathed new life into the BUCs and they punched it in w/out the Aint's ever touching the ball... close game throughout... GG Kevin!!
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	Michael Zaske	1998	Minnesota Vikings	24	1.0
	Johnny Miller	1998	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	4	---------	---------	3/5/2008 11:05:48 PM
NOTES:	Mike kicked my butt even worse!
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	Johnny Miller	1966	Cleveland Browns	33	1.0
	Michael Zaske	1966	Pittsburgh Steelers	17	---------	---------	3/5/2008 11:04:54 PM
NOTES:	I kicked mike's butt!
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	Michael Zaske	2003	Indianapolis Colts	14
	Johnny Miller	2003	New England Patriots	7	---------	---------	11/12/2007 11:49:44 PM
NOTES:	Whenever Jon and I play, it always seems to go to the wire. This one was no exception. The Colts maneuvered to a 14-0 lead after three quarters, but Jon led the Pats to a TD with 11 minutes to go to cut the score to 14-7. Then, with about 4 minutes to go, he led the Patriots the length of the field to the 8 yard line, first-and-goal with under two minutes to go. Four plays later, the Colts had the victory, amazingly stopping Tom Brady from tying the game. A nail-biter, Jon! As always, a true pleasure!
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	Michael Zaske	2003	Pittsburgh Steelers	16
	Johnny Miller	2003	New Orleans Saints	20	---------	---------	10/9/2007 9:27:38 PM
NOTES:	Late night radom pick up game. A safety against the Saints very late in the game with New Orleans clinging to a 6 point lead actually helped them hold on in this one as after a 65 yard free kick that Randle El called for a fair catch on pinned Pitt all the way back at their 15 with only 3 minutes to go. Having such a longer field to travel than if the Saints had punted from their own 10 made the difference as Mike as usual put together a 13 play 43 yard drive that surely would have gotten him in the endzone had the safety not occurred but a sack of Tommy Maddox on 4th down stopped the Steelers at the NO 33 yard line. Great game Mike!
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	Wayne Unruh	1962	Houston Oilers	14
	Peter Shibley	1962	Detroit Lions	31	---------	---------	9/21/2007 11:16:32 PM
NOTES:	Game Entered by the Goofiest of Goofs
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	Michael Zaske	2006	New Orleans Saints	7
	Johnny Miller	2006	Baltimore Ravens	26	---------	---------	9/13/2007 10:08:40 AM
NOTES:	This late night random match pick up game gave us the classic battle of offense vs defense. The Ravens had a huge advantage on defense in this game though with their outstanding unit and with the Saints having the double poor rated D this weighed heavily into the outcome and more then countered the edge the Saints had on offense.Mike did move the ball deep into the Ravens side of the field many times but had 4 straight drives at the end of the game all end deep in the Ravens zone with no points to show for it as time after time the Saints had the misfortune of getting some really hurtful plays against them each time they got close. Dree Brees could not catch a break with the dice all game long either. Good game Mike you really deserved a much better outcome in this one as you called a great game.See you soon for another bud!
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	Johnny Miller	2006	Seattle Seahawks	17
	Michael Zaske	2006	Miami Dolphins	24	---------	---------	9/11/2007 12:08:22 AM
NOTES:	Pickup game--Mike leads the Fins to a 17-7 third quarter advantage, only to watch in horror as Jon drives twice in the 4th qtr (for a TD and a FG) to tie the game at 17-17. Then, to make it worse for Mr. Z, Jon was driving late for a potential game-winning FG. But then, Miami's Renaldo Hill stepped in front of a Hasselbeck short pass and ran it back 59 yds to paydirt with 1:15 to go! What a total change of emotion both ways! Jon has owned Mike in recent games, so maybe(?) the monkey is finally off of Mike's back. We'll have to see..... Great fun, Jon! As always, a pleasure to play such a great guy!
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